You Know You're An X-Phile When...

By: Heather (Me)

50. Hearing the name Diana makes your stomach churn! (GAG)
49. You eat 3 bags of sunflower seeds a week.
48. You bake a cake for GA, DD, NL, CC, RP, and other great actors on their birthday!
47. When the topic comes up on Who killed MLK, you insist it was the CSM & you stand your ground!
46. You change your cell phone number so it can end in "1013" or "1121"
45. When someone in your family dies, you don't worry because you're convinced that they're not really dead.
44. Your report for science is titled "Do aliens REALLY exist?"
43. You hear the Hokey Pokey and you run out of the room screaming your lungs out
42. You prefer sleeping on the couch instead of in your water bed!
41. You only respond to someone calling you by your last name.
40. You pick up your pizzas instead of getting them delivered
39. Iced Tea is your drink of choice
38. You play the lotto with the numbers 10,13,11,12, and one other number you find significant in the show
37. You wonder if the chicken you are eatting is from Dudley, AK.
36. You wear out at least one copy of Fight the Future a year!
35. Port-a-potties give you the creaps
34. You blow off a huge project worth 60% of your grade just to watch the new X-Files episode.
33. You know every episode name, number, and original air date
32. Fan Fic is your life
31. You cut your hair and dye it to match Scullys and of course update it every season!
30. Someone you know is having a baby, so you suggest Fox, Dana, Walter, John, Monica, Piper, Madelaine, etc.
29. You have a few X-Files clubs at yahoo.
28. You post at The X-Files forum at least once a week.
27. You know what a Shipper and Noromo is.
26. At school, you're known as Scully or Mulder or X-Files freak.
25. You vote for David and Gillian when they're nominated for awards...25 times.
24. You've spent over $4,000 on X-Files merchandise.
23. You're watching a movie or TV shows and can recognize EVERYONE that's been in an X-Files episode.
22. When praying, including everyone working for The X-Files
21. You measured the kiss from Millennium.
20. You've memorized every episode
19. Your e-mail address has to do with the X-Files
18. Every assignment you do at school has the show incorporated
17. Dreams come in the form of episodes.
16. You refer to the characters as real people.
15. You're a member of the fan club.
14. The Official Site is bookmarked.
13. You have at least one X-Files site which is updated daily.
12. You see a tiny article in a $10 magazine and you buy it.
11. You label a divider in your school notebook "X-Files"
10. All your animals are named after characters.
9. Your walls aren't visible through all your X-Files posters and pictures.
8. You have EVERY episode on tape
7. Your Sunday nights are spent screaming and jumping up and down
6. Your Screen saver, wallpaper, cursor, and everything else on your computer is X-Files.
5. You relate every word in a conversation to something Mulder or Scully said.
4. You've seen "Fight the Future" over 200 times
3. You've downloaded songs like: David Duchovny by Bree Sharp, Gillian Anderson by Yellow Sloth Chicken Broth, Extremis by HAL f/ Gillian Anderson, What about Gillian Anderson by Marcus Krause, The Scully Song by Eric D. Snider, Mulder and Scully by Catatonia, and every remix ever made.
2. Your CD player holds all your X-Files soundtracks.
1. When a sibling or your mom goes into labor, you don't go to the hospital until the new X-Files episode is over. OR You go into labor and don't go to the hospital until it's over!