Jokes

(Looking over Mulders coffin)

Langly: I bet you $50 he comes back
Byers: I'll take a part of that!
Frohike: You're on!

Byers: Damn, Mulder has more lives than a cat!
Langly: You're telling me!

Frohike: With Mulder out of the way, I can make my move on Scully. I'll wait a while though. Wait until Scully wants comfort....from me.
Byers: What did you say?
Frohike: Nothing

Frohike: So, Scully. You wanna ditch this place and go get something to eat?
Scully: Bite me, Frohike.

Skinner: Doggett, I know what you're thinking. With Mulder out of the way for good, you can hook up with Scully, right? Wrong. I've got something to tell you. She's mine!
Doggett: Damn
Frohike: In your dreams Skin man, she's mine.


(After Mulders return)

Mulder: Scully, do you know how hard it was being up there? I mean, there are no porno movies at all! Not to mention you...
Scully: Mulder, I know what you're thinking...
Mulder: Jeez, Scully, we've got a lot to catch up on if you know what I mean ;)
Scully: Mulder, I'm 8 months pregnant and not in the mood
Mulder: Your point?


(7 month pregnant Scully)

Mulder: Scully?
Scully: Yeah?
Mulder: Not trying to be mean or anything, but...
Scully: But...?
Mulder: Ummm....did you lose weight?

Mulder: Scully?
Scully: Yes?
Mulder: Can you tell me why my bedroom is lined with bear wallpaper?


(Frohike's lame attempts to put the moves on Scully)
Frohike: Hey, pretty lady...wanna hook up?
Scully: Get lost, garden gnome
Frohike to self: She's hot for me


(Frohike to Mulder--still trying to hook up with Scully)
Frohike: Hey, Mulder...she's hot stuff..care to get me in the door?
(Mulder sighs, sick of telling Frohike that "NO! She DOES NOT LIKE YOU")
Mulder: Fro, I'm sorry, but Scully doesn't want anyone in her door. Not you, not Skin-man, not Doggie-boy...
Frohike: She doesn't want you either, Spooky
(M+F proceed to wrestle on M's couch)
(Scully appears in Mulders bedroom doorway wearing Lingerie)
Scully: Come on Mulder, Don't keep me waiting
(Frohike's mouth drops)
Mulder: Are you sure about that?

[Last one by Starr! I added the ending though]